Monday, August 03, 2009

She's a popular lady!

"Speak up Christina - you're being smothered by all the men!" - John.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

dinner was delicious, by the way

"I think I used vegetable oil on Mark..." - tash.

Monday, February 23, 2009

talking with your mouth full

"i swear that speech had carrots in it" - fern

Sunday, February 15, 2009

many lesser alternatives.

"i'm gonna stink of mark" - tash.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

happily ever after?

"we are pretty much married now, without the sex" - meika

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

On the island...

"I thought i heard teatowels!" - jas

"His crotch has an on-off switch!" - mark

"Look, he's in the foetal position around his nugget" - john

"I didn't see any of that until i walked over lube!" - mark

"Try that on your own wrist. Mine tastes like lemon and strawberry." - angus

Monday, October 27, 2008

musical beds?

"did you know they have a sex toy called 'the aria'?" - *edited for pansy reasons*