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Monday, August 03, 2009
She's a popular lady!
"Speak up Christina - you're being smothered by all the men!" - John.
Posted by Mark W | 8:13 p.m. | Permalink | 
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
dinner was delicious, by the way
"I think I used vegetable oil on Mark..." - tash.
Posted by Auran | 10:35 a.m. | Permalink |
Monday, February 23, 2009
talking with your mouth full
"i swear that speech had carrots in it" - fern
Posted by Auran | 10:18 p.m. | Permalink |
Sunday, February 15, 2009
many lesser alternatives.
"i'm gonna stink of mark" - tash.
Posted by Auran | 10:14 a.m. | Permalink |
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
happily ever after?
"we are pretty much married now, without the sex" - meika
Posted by Auran | 6:06 p.m. | Permalink |
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
On the island...
"I thought i heard teatowels!" - jas"His crotch has an on-off switch!" - mark
"Look, he's in the foetal position around his nugget" - john
"I didn't see any of that until i walked over lube!" - mark
"Try that on your own wrist. Mine tastes like lemon and strawberry." - angus
Posted by Auran | 1:35 p.m. | Permalink |
Monday, October 27, 2008
musical beds?
"did you know they have a sex toy called 'the aria'?" - *edited for pansy reasons*
Posted by Mark W | 10:06 p.m. | Permalink |