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It's a bit chilly in Victoria

After I had just said "I'm cold".

"I'm cold2."
-unidentified Western Australian.

Posted by Paul | 8:57 p.m. | Permalink |

More Bec Quotes

Bec says:
well I dropped the line just before but he didn't ask

Bec says:
so probably when its not so late and Im not sitting in bed w/o a mouse

Posted by Paul | 8:52 p.m. | Permalink |

A voice of reason

"Okay, so it's alright if we get dead babies out of a truck with a pitchfork but we can't hurt a teddy bear?"

-Elliott, a member of the Mordi crew.

Posted by Anonymous | 8:15 a.m. | Permalink |

I can play you like an instrument

For those of you that don't know, I'm the sound guy for my school's annual production this year, West Side Story. This is a big job. We've got about 35 odd microphones in use (20 of which in the orchestra, mind you). We've been rehearsing all week at The Capital, the local theatre, and the orchestra pit is in the front of the stage. Johnny Mac, the head teacher techo, was down in the pit putting in a extra microphone so we could hear the French Horn properly. He plugged it in, with me up at the desk making sure it worked. He was talking into the microphone to assist with checkingness. This is where the following quote happened.

"Check. Check. I am a trumpet." - Johnny Mac

Now, that was funny by itself, if it weren't for another comment by another guy up in the tech box with me.

"He's just a trumpet because he wants to get blown"

It was at that point I left to go spend time with a certain special person... (Not the trumpet)

Posted by Squid | 4:26 p.m. | Permalink |

at least she knows.

"sorry, im such a typo"
littlesteph.

Posted by Auran | 5:44 p.m. | Permalink |

it just gets worse the more you think about it

dikky: "what's firmware?"
jacob: "it's what you wear when you're firm."

Posted by Jason | 12:44 a.m. | Permalink |

the other way around

"i now know what it feels like to be a girl"
- brad (my friend at church, during the 40 hour famine and drinking a lot of water...)

Posted by Meika | 5:52 p.m. | Permalink |

Zap zap zap machine

"I'm talking like 'Zap zap zap OH MY GOD! I JUST SET EVERYTHING INSIDE THE LOCKER ON FIRE' big."]
-My good friend John talking about our planned 'Zap zap' machine, consisting of some fairly large capacitors, a battery or two (Or ten), and an auto recharge button. Now all we need to do is get our hands on some big capacitors. Too bad 2 farad capacitors are like... > $100 ...

Posted by Squid | 4:18 p.m. | Permalink |

metho + phone == stupid

"holy sweet mother of damn
do *not* clean a mobile phone with metho while it's on and at a time when you could get a phone call. "
-Same as normal. I think I might impose a rule - If I don't say who it's from, it's from the phone in the toilet guy.

Posted by Squid | 7:25 p.m. | Permalink |

Truck Parking 101

"fact of the day:
when exitting a truck of any variety, particular ones with 3000L of water in them, make sure you put on the brake before proceeding to walk behind it. "
-The same friend who had the curious incident of the phone in the toilet quote

Posted by Squid | 7:44 p.m. | Permalink |

well, yeah.

"ding, gushGUYS has male"
-malcolm

Posted by Jason | 8:38 p.m. | Permalink |

noticing a pattern

"it's like she's half way between a girl and a guy."

Guess who it was referring to.

Posted by Jason | 1:03 a.m. | Permalink |

Ouch, Man.

lol .
i can see it now


SAMS BLOG,
"more entertaining than sitting in a battub full of scissors" -Rohan Hamer [Merc-Blue]

Posted by Meika | 6:18 p.m. | Permalink |

Pick up those CD's and put them in the wardrobe!

"You have your CD's on coathangers?..." - A friend, Ben.

Posted by Squid | 7:35 p.m. | Permalink |

put the cat out

"Likewise, you don't eject your cat by dropping it in the bin."

-the lecturer

Posted by Jason | 5:22 p.m. | Permalink |

Multiple-personality-ness

"Why did you add yourself to your MSN contact list?" - me

"So I can send emails to myself. I don't get many emails..." - My little sister

Posted by Squid | 5:13 p.m. | Permalink |

Bec's Masculinity.

"oh i get it! its like bec's a boy!" - Jess W (from YITS)

Posted by Meika | 7:37 a.m. | Permalink |

santa

"Santa is hot!" - Bec's lecturer.

Posted by Meika | 7:36 a.m. | Permalink |

Oops indeed

Meika>> Sleepy Sam says (5:14 PM):
im still not dressed yet
Meika>> Sleepy Sam says (5:14 PM):
oops



Let's not go there, shall we?

Posted by Squid | 3:19 p.m. | Permalink |

Sterile....

"ReNu
multiplus,
multi-purpose solution.
Tri-action formula,
for long lasting comfort.
no rub.
value pack, 3 months supply.

sterile..."


you probably wont guess what its talking about...
from a packet of something...

Posted by Meika | 5:01 p.m. | Permalink |

right...

"and is your phone number *insert my phone number here*...?"

from the indian lady who called me... on the phone!

Posted by Meika | 4:29 p.m. | Permalink |

don't even ask

"you rock the socks of my jocks"
"(yes my jocks have socks)"

-Kangrus

Posted by Jason | 8:43 p.m. | Permalink |

Everyone does it...

"If I were to use the urinal, I'd be tempted to write my own name"
-A friend, Matt, after he opted to use a toilet instead of a urinal when relieving himself

Posted by Squid | 8:14 p.m. | Permalink |

back to uni...

"Here at university we don't want you to just spout a lot of crap off the top of your head. That's what lecturers are here to do."

"It's target audience is teenage boys and dirty old men... of which I am neither... I think."

-my lecturer

Posted by Jason | 6:49 p.m. | Permalink |

We All Knew It...

Squid: As I say every now and then, "Life was simple before I had friends".

Meika: You have friends?

Squid: Absolutely not! How dare you suggest such a thing?!

Posted by Meika | 3:55 p.m. | Permalink |