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Sunday, July 30, 2006

"There was a fair bit of fire back on that"
"umm I mean backfire"

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Mmm, Tasty...

"my brain is functioning at slightly less than a simmering pot of porridge" by Wild Thing/ Hannah

Friday, July 28, 2006

planning

"i just realised i've been planning on going to uni since before you were born" - hulk

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Fair enough...

"We can't make out with other guys around!"
-A guy walking past me at recess to another guy.

I am scared.

Oh Boy

"I try not to look at guys anymore..."
- Me

image is everything

Mark - Clammy says:
i have a pink hair-tie in my hair, and a purple smiley face drawn on my neck... i am scared!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

high ambitions for uni

"well i have wanted to do astrophysics since i was 4" - hulk.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Jess's analysis

"I think everyone is really cold and wanting someone to hug"
.....
"it's the love bug"

Welcome CDs

"it will just end up on the bedroom of my floor" Trav

Saturday, July 22, 2006

No duh...

"i really am going out with a nerd"
- My girlfriend, Katie.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Love

"yes, i'm often fascinated by my own body too..."

Tim, a guy at a friends party.


*chuckles*

...I'm just happy to see you.

"And the best thing about them is that if you hold the top of the zip, and the bottom of the zip, you can make the bump move"
-John, a friend from school

(Yes. Your first interperation of it will be the one that was being implied...)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Youngest Wins

"Never blame it all on the youngest, because we are always right."

my friend Gabi, a youngest child...

Sunday, July 16, 2006

There is no phone

Continuing on with the potty training saga, it gets even better....

matt:
my phone doesn't turn on anymore
matt:
and er half the screen is er missing
matt:
as in physically not there

Matt fails potty training.

"my mobile just ended up in the toilet."
-A friend called Matt.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

call of the day

jas [ in melbourne ] says:
*slaps paul with the trout of valid html*
Paul - says:
*renders it in IE*

Friday, July 14, 2006

Long way to go...

"sorry I got lost lookign out the window" - bee

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Making an ass of himself...

"check out my new avatar man, i'm all mule." - firebird/reinhard.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Ooo Baby

"Ooo!!! thats good baby"
Random person on her phone, so i dont even know the context

Going Home

"I've gone home with you every night so far" Tony

What the

You live in Victoria right? Is Victoria in Melbourne?

Crystal

Sunday, July 09, 2006

A Ladies Man

"The only women I can make scream are the one who are terrified of me"
-My cousin, David

speak for yourself

"where have my clothes gone?" - amber

"hey look my voice is back" - caitie

Thursday, July 06, 2006

the many phrases of beth

"Can you help me take my clothes off?" - beth

"You can rest on my soldier... baby" - beth

"my feet are coming off" - beth

Saturday, July 01, 2006

tired + gush =

"you could sleep in my bed tonight" - moss

"john, can i have your number?" - bobbymac

"i could go between your legs" - tony



"the sheep is the picture is" - jas

"new word for the day is knowledgy" - malcolm