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Saturday, March 31, 2007

garden tools are my friends.

Mark - Jas is my hero says:
yes, i am off the hoe now

Saturday, March 24, 2007

hmm

Mark: Don't worry, i'm not putting that down my pants.
John: That's good cause you're on my bed!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

should i be worried?

jas says:
... are you trying to crack on to me?
Malcolm says:
yep

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

because that makes me feel so much safer

"i wouldn't drive one of those things at night unless i was drunk!"
-The Lecturer

Monday, March 12, 2007

Two for the price of one

"i had someone vomit in me once. i smelt for about a week... it wasn't very pleasant... "
-Meika

"Dad's setting fire to the curtains"
-Mum

Nothing to do with ANY dreams

me: " once mark had kissed jas"

(Supposed to say killed*)

Saturday, March 10, 2007

well now that you mention it...

"are we going to be too crowded on tony?"
-sam/meika

Thursday, March 08, 2007

All Over a Remote

Me: "I'm the man of this house!"

(oh dear)

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

the frivolity of YITS catch-ups

Clacy: "i put everything down my pants".

Dave: "I live with my parents and i don't have sex with them."

Me: "I wonder if you could boil marijuana and then make tea out of it and get high..."

Thursday, March 01, 2007

and so it begins again...

"please do not throw sausage pizza away" -The Lecturer