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a night on JD and coke

stop making love to your w[ii/ee]! - clammy. [3]

There will be no licking of jas's elbow - jas [1]

My incredibly large schlong isn't working for me now john - clammy [4]

And if you happen to be in there at the time, you might get a nasty suprise from my enormous schlong - clammy [17]

clammy: "No, we're talking about my enormous male reproductive organ." [20]
kangrus: "which one?" [1]
clammy: "i don't know, both?" [37]

"and then it said malcol was gay, oh man that was a great night" - johny c [4]

"hey john, organise some cows" - clammy [40]

clammy: "i have my own brain, and i use it." [58]
johny c: "that's odd, i didn't think you were indian" [3]

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hungry

"i'm eating his mac. his big, big, mac" - mark

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odd childhood

"no, we are not going to sit here and reminisce about the saddle club!" - john.

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But why do i need to know that?!

"if i didnt smell like ass ide skip the shower"
- Trav

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bad!

"i could be dancing with a bar girl.... i could make it down to a girl in time" -mark

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budding romance

"it's kinda funny, she's slower than her mum"

"well, she's bigger and not as fast"

- paul.

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